Good news of the week...

I went to my GP and found my blood pressure was near perfect and that I had lost fifteen pounds! I now weigh the lowest I have on seven years! When my doctor asked me what I attributed to this recent spate of health I was at a loss to discern the cause.

Then, it occured to me I hadn’t been working (haven’t encountered a bit of a slow period) for the last few weeks. So, the implication is that unemployment is a healthy state. Now if only I could get my wallet to buy into that I’d be set.